how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

Are you really going to leave all this up to a couple of kids?

They’re more capable than you think. 

  • Rick: so abraham what's your favorite color
  • Abraham: waSHINGTON DC
  • are we out of the woods yet?

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    #veronica mars #OHHHHHH #:')))))))))) #logan echolls
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • yemme:

    We Could Have Had It AllBamon AU series 

    When Bonnie attempts to let her husband, Damon know how much she appreciates him taking on more responsibilities around the house with her going back to college, he reassures her what team he’s on.

    Bamon Fans…. Wow!  *Applause*

    He promised us that everything would be okay. I was a child, but I knew that everything would not be okay. That did not make my father a liar.

    It made him my father.

    - Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

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    #carl grimes #twd #the walking dead

    Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky.

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    #disney #aladdin
    The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty. I don’t care.
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    #htgawm #wowoow #colors

    Then prove it. Beat Amy, and don’t flirt with her at all.

                                         Fine. Easy.

    © MRS